"Future Crazy Ex" is an unreleased song by Ashnikko. It was recorded in the sessions for her debut mixtape, DEMIDEVIL, however, it was later scrapped.
The full song was leaked on December 10, 2024.
Background[]
Leak history[]
The song began to be sold in 2023 on the website leaked.cx. In April and September 2024, portions of the song's lyrics were leaked, along with confirmation of its length.[1] Then, in November 2024, a snippet leaked. The full song leaked on December 10, 2024.
Lyrics[]
[Verse 1]
Dream boy, I'm a nightmare girl
I'm the type to pick a fight just for fun
I'm not your wife, I'm the love of your life though
Wear a jacket 'cause I'm so fuckin' ice cold
Terrified, I scare you, I could push you down like NyQuil
Cherry pie with cyanide, trust me I'm delightful (Woo!)
Unfortunately for you, I've decided that I like you
Anything to make you mine, anything, I'm psycho
[Pre-chorus 1]
Lookin' at me so cute, you ain't got a clue, clue (Mmm)
I got a ten year plan laid out for me and you, you
[Chorus]
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain smoke cigarettes
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex
[Verse 2]
Dream boy, you can count on me (Uh-huh!)
To freak the fuck out when you cheat in my dreams
I'm the star in your fantasies
Bitch, your taste better keep me sweet
'Cause every time you piss me off, I'm gonna write an album
Tell the world it's all your fault, leave out the shit that I've done
[Pre-chorus 2]
So fun, it's gonna be so fun
To have fun with your emotion
[Chorus]
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain smoke cigarettes
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex
[Bridge]
You don't know it yet, but you just met your future crazy ex
I'll be the topic of discussion with your therapist
I'll be the reason that you chain smoke cigarettes
[Chorus]
You don't know it yet, but baby, this is as good as it gets
You'll be running dirty pictures of me through your head
When you're forty and you only get vanilla sex
Official versions[]
| Version | Associated project | Leak date | Producer(s) | Creation date | Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Final | DEMIDEVIL | December 10, 2024 | Unknown | 2020 | 2:46 |
References[]
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v • e  | |
|---|---|
| Featured Tracks | Daisy • Toxic • Deal With It • Slumber Party • Drunk With My Friendz • Little Boy • Cry • L8r Boi • Good While It Lasted • Clitoris! The Musical |
| Deluxe Edition | Tantrum • Daisy 2.0 |
| Outtakes | Acne • Bad For You • Bet You Would • Boo Hoo • Break My Heart • Coming • Creepy • Dumpling • Frequency • Future Crazy Ex • Girlfriend • Magic • Narcissus • Piggyback • Romcom • Unblock • Villain • Wifey • Wild • y0yOy0 |
| Related | Bo$$ Bitch • Power |
| Artists | Ashnikko • Kelis • Princess Nokia • Grimes |
| Tours | DEMIDEVIL: The Livestream • The DEMIDEVIL Tour 2021 |
| v • e Unreleased songs | |
|---|---|
| Leaked songs | Bad For You • Bet You Would • Bop It (first version) • Bop It (second version) • Bop It (third version) • Coming • Creepy • Cuntry Song • Cyborg • Dance on the Flames • Dopamine Hit • Future Crazy Ex • Girlfriend • Halloweenie V: Night of the Banshee • Jennifer's Body • Magic • Metamorphosis • Not On My Time • Scared of Me • Swamparella (feat. unknown artist) • Taco • Tough • Villain • Wild • y0yOy0 |
| Partially leaked songs | Acne • Bitch Boss • Break My Heart • Build a Babe • Dumpling • Flames • Frequency • Narcissus • ID • Piggyback • Romcom • Set My Life On Fire • Whip You With It • Wifey |
| Unleaked songs | 5 Star • Back To Bed • Boo Hoo • I Could Write About _____ • K.O • O.M.G • Micro Penis • Not My Boyfriend • Peach • Power • Psycho • Psychopath • Tell Me Why • Ugly • Unblock • Vanilla |